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At the end of his life, my grandpa subsisted on 2 pints of strawberry banana yoplait yogurt and a pack of Coors light a day. What dietary hell will you fall into?

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Zest a small bag of lemons, 4 to 5, then peel the lemons and reserve the zest with the lemon flesh.

Get a box of strawberries and chop off the tops before cutting up and tossing in with the zest and lemon flesh.

Get a cup of cane sugar, and pour it into the bowl before tossing the whole mess together as much as possible, then spread it into a baking pan.

Either hit it with a kitchen torch, or slap it under the broiler for 2 minutes.

Toss it all in the blender with 2 cups of chilled water and give it just enough pulses to get it all combined together.

Strain it into a bowl, then strain it again back into the blender.

Add in 1 to 3 cans of sweetened condensed milk to desired consistency, and cane sugar to taste.

Blend it all together one more time with a handful of ice cubes and voilà.

Swiss because the sweetened condensed milk and zest are from what's called a Brazilian Lemonade, but what the Brazilians call a Limonada Suisse, and Lion because the Strawberries Cane Sugar and Torch come from Detroit (lions) 75 Kitchen Lemonade.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why in the world would you include the lemon pith? Or is that not what you mean by "lemon flesh"?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You'd be surprised how many recipes use a bit of rind.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I can imagine, but it only adds bitterness. Seems counterproductive for this application.

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