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🎶He tried to kill Trump with a forklift~🎶 (olé!) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer

Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Isn't the car really heavy too since it's like bomb proof?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also I don't know what the top speed of a forklift is but I don't think it's very fast. His plan would only work in The Onion.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Or like an optional GTA mission

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

20,000lbs or so according to news reports.

Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?