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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago

Bourgeois? That sounds like communist talk. Are you some kind of tankie?

[-] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

No, but would've loved when Frodo got rid of Sam, if Sam has said "See the violence inherent in the system! Help, I'm being repressed!" 😄

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago
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