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[-] Lightsong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Aren't vampires considered undead? Lacks any blood in their system? How would they produce a boner?

[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Clearly by drinking the blood of others to fuel their boners. You thought vampires needed blood to live? No, they need it to smash.

^yo ^mamma

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Depends on lore. Classical? No boner. World of Darkness Vampire? Yes... Sort of, you can "spend" blood in order to revive human functionality including a boner.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Buffy the vampire slayer? "I can fix them"

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

WoD vamps don't really enjoy sex, though. Except Jeannette, but she's explicitly insane. They can do it, but they don't really get anything out of it, except for an opportunity to feed.

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Sparkly vamp Twilight lore? It just works, don't ask questions...

(Team Jacob)

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

In some versions of the lore they constantly have a boner at all times

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Cyanide and Happiness

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About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

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