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He do be wriggling out of this jam (hexbear.net)

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

Trump's always equipped with a full estus flask

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

He always makes the run to the moss seller in Undead Burg sewers first thing outta the asylum.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Trump has miquela's broken rune so he can resist charms

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

a-little-trolling "Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"