There's no way they genuinely love him this much (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Why has Trump of all people become the right wing messiah? He's literally a wet fart in human form

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[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Remember back when these dorks were all loosing their minds about appropriating (incorrectly identified) holy christian imagery during the paris olympics?

yeah...

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Matthew 6:5-15 KJV

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Matthew said force the churchies into the closet!

sorry lol, good post, hexberians prove they can read once again, make christians read a bible I say. The best parts of religious texts are the zingers to rub back in their faces.