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submitted 10 hours ago by ericbomb@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 108 points 8 hours ago

If a girl doesn’t like you, but you just keep pursuing her, everything will eventually work out and you’ll be happy together.

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 hours ago

Next you'll be telling me that "So, how often do you flick the bean?" is not a great pickup line.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?

-- Shark Attack 3

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

I want to lick you until you weep

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Are you my cat? Sometimes he won't stop!

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 49 points 7 hours ago

Being told this time and time and time again has really fucked the male psyche over the years.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 hours ago
[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 hours ago

The centre of that circle appears to be a tool shop. I don't like what that might suggest...

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

it's an address i lived at years ago. fun fact, there's a public high school right near the middle

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Okay, what's going on with that particular spot in Tampa? I'm not doing a web search on this, thanks.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 hours ago

the 3 mile radius search returned a "too many hits to display" error, so i had to change it to 1 mile

it's st. petersburg, and it's not unique to that area. try your own neighborhood. it's a govt. website https://www.nsopw.gov/

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 5 hours ago

Uhm, it kinda happened for me, I felt that this girl liked me but she said no the first time. I stuck around, as we were in the same group of friends, and after a while she changed her mind. We've been together for over a decade.

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

It was the boombox outside her window that got her, wasn't it? /s

I'm betting it was the weekly delivery of flowers with 'anonymous' notes that left no doubt who was sending them if a moment's thought was used.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 2 hours ago

Actually it was watching Tank Girl together 🤷‍♂️

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 hours ago

It worked for a friend of mine. They were friends, he kept trying to get her to date him and after a year of pestering she caved. They're engaged now.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago

not making any claims about your friend's situation, but i've seen this happen more than once also--pestering, caving, engagement-- and they ended very badly.

getting engaged or even married does not necessarily mean "happy together"

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You just got to wear them down enough, break their willpower. They can learn to love in time.

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I watched Reality Bites recently and this was prominently displayed

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

I watched Reality Bites as a teenager, and I'm convinced it had a negative influence on my life.
The character Ethan Hawke played became my role model, and he's just not a very good one, at all.

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