Starting a new playthrough of AC: Odyssey as Cassandra to own the treat hogs. And because I never finished it the first time around. I started as Alexios, not knowing the behind-the-scenes drama with the s pissing and shitting themselves about the game having a woman protagonist, so they had to add in a dudebro option to stop the pissbabies' temper tantrums.

And no, I won't just play the Witcher 3 -- entirely too much to have going on with a child in the room. Or my cats. Mainly the cats. Even if you disable the nudity, they'll know, and they'll judge you.