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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Honey, the preschool called... Dylan grabbed his first pussy! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

He's now in the Donald Trump school for gifted children

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He's now in the Donald Trump school for ~~gifted~~ grifter children.

FTFY

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Now he’s the one getting grabbed

this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024

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