cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3890565

I'm the bark that wakes you up at night, the same bark that bites a mark so that you can know your strength and your might

I am the scritch behind your ear, the scratch upon your tum, the inner glow that lets you know to call your litter runt, the story that just begun, the pee upon the stump, and I'm-a remain a woofer 'till the treat is won.... (poodle flip, arf arf arf)

DUUUUHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHNNNN

(Arf arf arf)