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The Onion has acquired InfoWars
(theonion.com)
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
Put his likeness on all sorts of things he'd hate and then donate all the money to people and causes he'd hate.
Alex Jones clean-womb, that could genuinely do some good
Alex Jones branded vasectomy clinics
Alex Jones testosterone supplements (okay real product, but only for trans guys; must show surgical scars to purchase)
Alex Jones puberty blockers
Alex Jones frog gaying serum: all the frogs now, fewer frogs later
Alex Jones yoga mats
Oh my god since he's an IP, they could start doing deepfakes if him if he quits.
Alex Jones™️ Fluoride Mouthwash