Alex Jones clean-womb, that could genuinely do some good

Alex Jones branded vasectomy clinics

Alex Jones testosterone supplements (okay real product, but only for trans guys; must show surgical scars to purchase)

Alex Jones puberty blockers

Alex Jones frog gaying serum: all the frogs now, fewer frogs later

Alex Jones yoga mats

Oh my god since he's an IP, they could start doing deepfakes if him if he quits.