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[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago

CPAC 2022: "We're all domestic terrorists"

CPAC 2024: "We're all pedophiles"

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Majority of American voters: Omg I love these things! You have my vote!

[-] oyo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

"I'll fucking kill your son if he touches my daughter at prom. But I would definitely fuck you daughter."

this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024

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