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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Majority of American voters: Omg I love these things! You have my vote!

[-] oyo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

"I'll fucking kill your son if he touches my daughter at prom. But I would definitely fuck you daughter."

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