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STOP WEARING THAT HORRID 'OCCUPY MARS' SHIRT PLEASE

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

dig my man in the back committed 100% to the photo bomb. highlight of the month.

also, Elon seems to be going through early phases of that thing that happens to people who have had a lot of work done: their faces and bodies look weird as they age and it comes on rapidly.

it's like we all know bodies wear out, posture shifts, elasticity reduces, gravity and slower metabolism take their toll. and instinctively, we account for this when we see old people. old man paunch, chin waddle, smile lines, brow creases etc. the features that reveal character.

but the aging plastic surgery enjoyer just looks misshapenly youthful, like things are shifting incorrectly. so they can lean all the way in like Biden and become like 95% ceramic and bondo with a face like high density injection-molded polyethylene that only has 2 expressions, or just accept that they have become clayface from Batman when he starts running out of the product and his face starts shifting and little kids start crying.

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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