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[CW: Incredibly dubious penis enlargement medication] This ad is art (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 3 days ago

That wolf isn't roaring, he's howling in pain because that shit burns

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Wasp venom. The enlargement effect only works if you're allergic.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

There was a story about a dude who shot up bull erection stimulant in a night club and had tremendous pain but I can't find it.

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

She, actually. Didn't even want a penis, spilled it on her thigh so its all off center too...

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Rip 😭

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

She can't run anymore. Not because its too heavy or gets in the way, but because one of her legs doesn't get enough blood anymore. She's going to die if she ever gets less than three hours a day of cardio.