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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

"Too big to hold" sounds like a negative if the point is to enjoy sex with your enlarged hog

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago

Penises aren't for sex, they're ornamental.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Also reminds me of that X-Files with the genie

Guy wished for his dick to be so big he died when he got a stiffy because it took all the blood from the rest of his body

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Lol that's like a more extreme version of that Robin Williams bit

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Great episode of a good show

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Maybe it's a translation issue and they meant hold as in "contain".

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