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this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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Strategy to beat the market:
Step 1: invest at absolute random
Step 2: wait
Step 3: profit
Addendum: this will not work when worker wages rise or society collapses.
Addendum 2: when worker wages don't rise for generations, society might collapse.
Addendum 3: when the global economy shrinks from apocalyptic natural disaster, you should've realized how valuable labor was porky >:3