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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 65 points 5 hours ago

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[-] Maestro@fedia.io 13 points 3 hours ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 27 minutes ago

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

[-] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 9 points 3 hours ago

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 44 minutes ago

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[-] Joeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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