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Anon's uncle is sick
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Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
Bullshit, it's only about 93%
About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.
Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population
Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%