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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 163 points 6 months ago

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 76 points 6 months ago

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[-] Maestro@fedia.io 60 points 6 months ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Only 93% so far.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

planning for a busy weekend?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

When did we run out of unique souls and added in NPCs?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago

Blood for the blood god.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 months ago

Tendies for the tendie throne.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 48 points 6 months ago

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 months ago

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 21 points 6 months ago

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You've got me curious. Care to elaborate?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Satan seems to be the good guy in the Bible, given there's scant evidence of a literal hell of eternal damnation. Even if any of this were real, god created hell, not Satan.

Satan never destroyed the entire world or nuked cities or anything like that. I can't think of a bad thing he does in the Bible except maybe the Job bet. And even then god is worse on that one.

Here are the tenets of the Satanic Temple. You decide.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Eh, the concept of hell really varies a lot by denomination, from the classic burning hell in Catholicism to a more "internal" hell of separation from God in Eastern Orthodoxy. I personally subscribe a bit more to the latter than the former, because I don't understand why a loving god would punish his children who disobey for eternity. In this latter view, Satan is merely an angel who rebelled and was kicked out of God's presence, and thus his only goal is to ruin things for the rest of us.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've seen the tenets and absolutely agree with them. Don't think they seriously represent Satan though. I think the name is purely for shock. Religious types couldn't fathom a satanist being a decent person.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

That totally happened

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

It's Greentext

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 4 points 6 months ago

just focus on the positive, you won't be cold after you die.

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