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[-] lath@lemmy.world 151 points 18 hours ago

Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They're not mutually exclusive.

As some say, romance is death...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 52 points 17 hours ago

She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 41 points 15 hours ago

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

[-] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 points 13 hours ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago

The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!

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