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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 66 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.

If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.

This is not a joke trust me.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 minutes ago

The only reason I take a shower is so I can have a... SHOWER BEER!

- Jeff Rosenstock

note: I don't drink anymore but shower beers are fun

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 49 minutes ago

i eat hot soup in the shower. best snack since the water just makes more of it (even better if you put a soup cube in the showerhead)

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago

I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 29 points 22 hours ago

I'd be worried id get tipsy and slipsy :/

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 48 minutes ago

getting drunk in the cold is more dangerous tbh. you dont really get how drunk you are until you get in under the warm shower

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it's pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

Honestly that sounds lovely but I'd probably turn the shower to cold to sober up before trying to step out

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

It was the first drink I didn't even know I needed sobering up.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

This happened to me when I was super hungover (still drunk), I almost passed out

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 47 minutes ago

nah i need an icecold brewski for contrast, wine isn't improved by the warm drops

[-] roux@hexbear.net 23 points 19 hours ago

I take it a step further and cry in the shower.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

Did you ask your doctor if that's safe?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 17 points 19 hours ago

My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don't go to him anymore.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 47 minutes ago

neat! i got told i couldn't have adhd since i was in school so i could obviously focus

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Hey! I didn't know we went to the same doctor!

[-] roux@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

After I got my diagnosis, I even asked my therapist for recommendations on doctors that don't suck. I have the list somewhere but I barely ever go to the doctor.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

That's after the first bottle.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

Franzia Bag in the shower stalls you pass to your bros

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 19 points 22 hours ago

let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it

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