[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

OP was using ‘exaggeration’ as a method of humour.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 65 points 9 months ago

“Where Cadillac Fairview was ultimately forced to delete the entire database, “

LOL yeah right.

“OK BUBBA! WE DONE DEE-LEETED THE ENTIRE THANG!!”

Bollocks.

They probably gave the ‘enforcement’ agency a blank hard drive and said “Well, gee, shucks. That’s all we had!”

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 148 points 9 months ago

There should be more local cooperative delivery services. Small scale, profit sharing.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 98 points 9 months ago

Yay Elon. Reeeeeeeaaaallllyyyy supporting “free speech” buddy.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 65 points 9 months ago

Yup. Thanks for checking.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 129 points 9 months ago

This is what it would’ve been like in Germany 1943 if the Nazis had television.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 93 points 9 months ago

Wait?!! RUSSIA?!?!?

Misinformation campaign?!?!

Surely some mistake?!?!

That would be SO unlike them!!!

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 62 points 9 months ago

Oh. I thought, like, the whole company plunged off the side of the pier.

What a shame.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 94 points 9 months ago

There’s this great youtoobs channel I watch a lot. It’s this attorney who shows you how to select smoked salmon in the supermarket.

It’s the Lox Picking Lawyer.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 138 points 10 months ago

I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 119 points 10 months ago

It’s because his base are fucking idiots.

I have lots of empathy for people and usually try not to judge people by demographics and happenstance, but this pestilence of right-wing mouth breathers all over the world is an absolute horror show.

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 57 points 10 months ago

He’s got the US flag behind him, and he’s threatening to secede?!!

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