That sour electric aroma you can smell is the collective anxiety-stench of games journalists trying to decide whether it's worth sitting through the full investor presentation in the hopes of discovering some proper context for these pitiful morsels - perhaps even a unique angle which none of those other hacks have discovered, the feckless layabouts.

So he's taking his frustrations out on the reader by padding his article with sympathy-bait? I've come to really dislike Rock Paper Shotgun articles lately

I'd like to remember Evolve more fondly than I do, but I just didn't have as much fun with it as I hoped. My strongest memories are of feeling annoyed at a constantly recharging jetpack

As bug ridden and feature incomplete as Star Citizen is right now, I really can't deny how beautifully detailed the ships and cities are. It is actually quite difficult to ignore.

What does "let him try and find the hard drive" really mean? Does he just want access to the landfill or is he expecting some kind of cooperation with the workers? How disruptive is he going to be?

Number go up

I kind of agree that this may be a little overblown. Exploiting this requires device and filesystem access so if you can get the keys you can already get a lot more stuff.

This brings a smile to my face

Am I reading this right? Officer gets raped by mentor in service vehicle multiple times. They file a complaint and an investigation is launched. A second investigation is triggered that finds that the officer getting raped while in a service vehicle counts as her using the service vehicle to conduct a romantic relationship?

Well I guess she shouldn't have gotten raped huh. At very least if she was going to get raped it shouldn't have been in a service vehicle.

Madness.

You forgot to include a link to the project:

https://github.com/DeveloperPaul123/modern-cv

Are you sure? This sounds like the exact opposite

The follow up question could have been "where in Canada", but it decidedly wasn't

These comments are quite devoid of meme energy