[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 17 points 2 days ago

Oh they are going to love microplastics

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Essentially, there have been two reactions over on grad today:

  1. I didn't vote, neither of the candidates were going to stop the war in the Gaza Strip, therefore, there could be no good outcome for the US, therefore I can't be held accountable
  2. I voted for a third party, which Republicans will have to acknowledge and respect
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 193 points 3 weeks ago

So, place your bets! What's going to be that one announcement that suddenly makes your neighbours go all quiet?

  • Repeal of the 19th amendment
  • Mandatory military service
  • Military sent to Ukraine
  • Military sent to Gaza
  • Additional protections to police
  • The pardon of all January 6th rioters
  • The relaxation of maximum presidential terms
  • Repeal of Affordable Care Act
  • Repeal of Social Security
  • Increase in taxes of lowest and middle incomes
  • Reduction in the minimum wage
  • Shutdown of major news outlets of "reporting lies"
  • Ban of reporting "bad news"
  • New ability to farmers to hire for no wage
  • New protections to reject hiring/customers/schooling based on colour
  • Collapse of NOAA
  • Atheists targeted as terrorists
  • Democrats imprisoned for Socialist ties
  • Mysterious disappearances of democrats
  • Random deportation of American citizens for being first/second generation
  • Removal of all laws related to carbon output

Yes, some of these are fearmongering but he's made all sorts of promises and debts are due! The sky is the limit!

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 68 points 3 weeks ago

The rest of Lemmy has had a meeting and decided that you no longer need to save the world. It was wrong of us to put that burden on you. Stop, rest save yourself first. We would love for you to volunteer to help when you are better.

Your garden looks wonderful 😊

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 59 points 3 weeks ago

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20474047

Found a Minimum Speed Limit sign in the middle of my town.

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 51 points 2 months ago

Sees a fun\interesting country boarder

Looks up reason

Finds new genocides\war crimes\colonialism was not previously aware of

Lay awake wondering how Jay Foreman is going to make jokes about this one

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 78 points 2 months ago

I wish NASA thought about NASA the way this guy thinks about NASA

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[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 56 points 3 months ago

That's a lot of words for "my kids won't come to Christmas anymore and I don't know why, don't they know I raised them?"

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/SmartAd95 on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957

Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.

People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:

  1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
  2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
  3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.

We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 44 points 11 months ago

Zues: "By the way, if you hear anything from my bedroom that sounds like a swan being choked that's fine."

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 50 points 1 year ago

"I get that a lot"

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 66 points 1 year ago

While I've seen these before, I find this hard to believe this isn't a screenshot from The Witness (2016).

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 60 points 1 year ago

I just don't get how these providers (Specifically Reddit with the API lockdown and now the stranglehold on mods, Twitter's new login requirement, and YouTube now cracking down on adblockers) are missing the point that their sites live and die by user generated content.

I understand these sites are hugely expensive to run, but if you keep alienating those who are bringing users to your site in the first place, people will stop submitting and people will stop visiting.

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