The Club Penguin Experience got breached. by Fontasia in c/technology@lemmy.world
Software prices. by Fontasia in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago

Demand goes down over time but the board expects increasing results. It's the capitalism.

Important Metrics by Fontasia in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago

Jesus I thought this was loss for far too long

Musk promises to award $1 million each day to a signer of his petition by Fontasia in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

I just assume at this point that Trump has promised him if he gets elected he'll get to call himself a founding father and get to sign all the remaining copies of the Declaration of Independence

Moldova says 'no' in vote on joining EU: partial results by Fontasia in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

BRICS: For some reason, we're going to make a money laundering collective for dictatorships and be shocked when people call us up on it and we'll blame the EU

How can I politely phrase, "My company is full of old men in leadership who don't understand data so using AI effectively is next to impossible" by Fontasia in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 38 points 6 days ago

They're not wanting to work better, they just want to be able to say they "use AI".

Get them an estimate of how much it would be to give everyone Copilot for Business licenses and they will start talking about the business having other priorities.

The GOP: Empowering rapists to choose the mother of their children by Fontasia in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

This is a horrible way to find out your mother is getting abused and was told that's what a relationship looks like

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FBI creates fake cryptocurrency in sting operation to catch pump-and-dump market manipulators (www.techspot.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
13 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/17506951

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If a pick-up hits you, you weren't moving fast enough (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
10 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20474047

Found a Minimum Speed Limit sign in the middle of my town.

i need it, soz by Fontasia in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 51 points 1 month ago

Sees a fun\interesting country boarder

Looks up reason

Finds new genocides\war crimes\colonialism was not previously aware of

Lay awake wondering how Jay Foreman is going to make jokes about this one

When you don't trust Facebook because of THEM, your car is your Facebook. by Fontasia in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 78 points 1 month ago

I wish NASA thought about NASA the way this guy thinks about NASA

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Contribute, they said. It would be fun, they said. (www.theregister.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
25 comments fedilink
The Great Awokening by Fontasia in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 56 points 2 months ago

That's a lot of words for "my kids won't come to Christmas anymore and I don't know why, don't they know I raised them?"

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Meet the “digital parents” giving millions in China a vision of family love they never had (restofworld.org)
submitted 3 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink
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Majority of Japanese support government-run dating apps (www.asahi.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
8 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419

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First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down. (www.bloodinthemachine.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
44 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

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'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage (www.albawaba.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
12 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/SmartAd95 on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00.

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dripping vs jetting (feddit.nl)
submitted 7 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
3 comments fedilink
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Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages (www.tomshardware.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
5 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

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Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now (www.nbcnews.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/nottheonion@kbin.social
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957

Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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Sharing your screen in Teams is a sign of imcompetence (feddit.nl)
submitted 8 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
15 comments fedilink

I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.

People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:

  1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
  2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
  3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.

We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

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Stupid sexy pig transformer (feddit.nl)
submitted 9 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
AI Generated QR Codes with Stable Diffusion and ControlNet by Fontasia in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 66 points 1 year ago

While I've seen these before, I find this hard to believe this isn't a screenshot from The Witness (2016).

**this seems to be the theme of the season mateys** by Fontasia in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 60 points 1 year ago

I just don't get how these providers (Specifically Reddit with the API lockdown and now the stranglehold on mods, Twitter's new login requirement, and YouTube now cracking down on adblockers) are missing the point that their sites live and die by user generated content.

I understand these sites are hugely expensive to run, but if you keep alienating those who are bringing users to your site in the first place, people will stop submitting and people will stop visiting.

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