Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?
I mean I guess the USA is a foreign country to Elon but that‘s essentially what this is.
I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.
That's me with horribly greasy food.
you should eat more cake.
Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.
How about skydiving with stoners?
- "Time to open our parachutes."
- "I thought you were bringing the chutes, dude."
- "I thought you were. I brought the Cheetos."
Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes
I had to check several times that this is actually NOT the onion.
Imagine 10 years ago trying to convince someone that "self described Mecha-Hitler rolls out pornographic anime companion and gets Department of Defense contract" would be a real thing.
While the president, Donald Trump, throws a hissy fit online every time someone ask asks him a mean question.
Don't need to imagine 10 years ago, I'm having a hard time being convinced of that now.
Such a deeply, deeply unserious clown nation.
We're going to be paying for this for the rest of our lives.
This is the repercussion of allowing the village idiots to win elections.
But I'm sure it was more important to protest vote 3rd party or not vote at all.
Pax Americana is over. The Fascist States of America is rapidly falling down through global influence, economic strength, and social standing. It'll be interesting to see what the next global status looks like.
This community has officially peaked
Great now we're gonna start sending waifus into space.
Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can't be real
Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.
Republicans, once again thinking of the children
Oh they're thinking of the children.
Did we all do something in a past lifetime to get fucked by karma?
No, it was this lifetime. And it was protest voting 3rd party or not voting at all.
uh oh. everyones scared about the rise of ai but if we know one thing its that porn drives technological progress exponentially faster.
Oh this will be the most effective means of radically propagandizing to the lonely yet.
Loses influence in government, tries to make up by pornographic AI
Department of gooing efficiency
Thanks, I fucking despise it.
Was that anime chick in a dress he posted the other day what they're calling pornographic or have I missed something?
The article pretty clearly explains what it means.
That anime chick takes off her clothes, and has sexy time talk with you. It is indeed a pornographic sex bot.
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