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[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean I guess the USA is a foreign country to Elon but that‘s essentially what this is.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's me with horribly greasy food.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

you should eat more cake.

[-] yuknowhokat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.

[-] klu9@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

How about skydiving with stoners?

  • "Time to open our parachutes."
  • "I thought you were bringing the chutes, dude."
  • "I thought you were. I brought the Cheetos."
[-] yuknowhokat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I had to check several times that this is actually NOT the onion.

[-] pmtriste@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine 10 years ago trying to convince someone that "self described Mecha-Hitler rolls out pornographic anime companion and gets Department of Defense contract" would be a real thing.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

While the president, Donald Trump, throws a hissy fit online every time someone ask asks him a mean question.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't need to imagine 10 years ago, I'm having a hard time being convinced of that now.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Such a deeply, deeply unserious clown nation.

We're going to be paying for this for the rest of our lives.

This is the repercussion of allowing the village idiots to win elections.

But I'm sure it was more important to protest vote 3rd party or not vote at all.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pax Americana is over. The Fascist States of America is rapidly falling down through global influence, economic strength, and social standing. It'll be interesting to see what the next global status looks like.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

This community has officially peaked

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Great now we're gonna start sending waifus into space.

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can't be real

[-] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 weeks ago

Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Republicans, once again thinking of the children

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh they're thinking of the children.

[-] FrostbittenDuck@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did we all do something in a past lifetime to get fucked by karma?

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, it was this lifetime. And it was protest voting 3rd party or not voting at all.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

uh oh. everyones scared about the rise of ai but if we know one thing its that porn drives technological progress exponentially faster.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh this will be the most effective means of radically propagandizing to the lonely yet.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Loses influence in government, tries to make up by pornographic AI

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Department of gooing efficiency

[-] Frenezul0_o@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I fucking despise it.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Was that anime chick in a dress he posted the other day what they're calling pornographic or have I missed something?

[-] natecox@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

The article pretty clearly explains what it means.

That anime chick takes off her clothes, and has sexy time talk with you. It is indeed a pornographic sex bot.

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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