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HEXBEAR VOTES?!? RESULTS ARE IN HEXBEAR THINKS DEMS WILL WIN (and also an owl, you fucking idiots) (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Somehow I don't think Hexbear is taking this election seriously

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Yeah, we dumb as hell.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Not me

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Hey, that owl had a fantastic platform!!

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Skill issue

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Hexbear failed to consider that this is the most important election in history!

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

oof how do we keep forgetting every time

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I think a screeching owl that's pissing and shitting everywhere would finally bring the White House the decorum and dignity it deserves.

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

I called Trump as the winner about a month ago. I've called every winner since Bush 2 and have never been wrong, like some kind of weird oracle or some shit.

[-] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I voted for fuck you, this is fake news

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

STOP THE STEAL!

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

identify and ban the three paedophiles among us amogus

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

was that today?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Dirt_Owl is electable IF YOU VOTE FOR THEM

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I feel like I've gone on a hero's journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.

It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.

[-] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Vote Castro

[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

I called Trump winning in December

Bring on the rate cuts and market crash.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

strawpoll? opsec breach and foreign election interference trans-sad

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 11 months ago

Can we bring back George III? Or at least poofy powdered wigs?

[-] omenmis@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

sad dirt_owl didn't win, can i commit voter fraud? please? transshork-sad

[-] asante@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

rigged election clearly Dirt_Owl won

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

i voted owl, i voted early, and i voted often

[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I was very wrong, my bad

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Reform is definitely winning next election in the UK

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nah, not gonna happen. Too many diehard conservative voters. Maybe the election afterwards, when Tories have either officially merged with Reform or admitted complete political defeat. Something major is going to have to happen to not be another easy Labour win because FPTP and the Tory/Reform vote is too split.

Shame it's austerity, anti-immigration, pro-genocide anyway from the working people party.