[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

a middle aged woman

"Is this a hag?"

is-this

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Sometimes I mention security at work and my coworkers literally laugh. Luckily we're a utility so none of the customers can leave.

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Lmao we live in fucking rural Pennsylvania

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

It seems to be mostly rich people afraid of divorce

They have acronyms yikes look at this dude giving good advice lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/s/wLDm9dcLg1

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

Fuck you I just want ket

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

No this one is patreon exclusive. Also What We Boutta Do 2 - The Streets. Everything cool is paywalled.

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Hm. Okay.

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Seems like a wild coincidence no?

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Mine was called Cracker Barrel Cares and I still don't understand why it exists

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Today one of my bar strangers asked me what being trans means are you fucking kidding me

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I also feel like this about dating like girl you want to have a kid??? Are you not looking at your surroundings

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The Panthers did free before school breakfast and after school babysitting and all sorts of actual community building like that. The PSL does protests and craft events and that's it. I guess providing consistent services is an order of magnitude more difficult than organizing marches but it just doesn't seem like the marches are getting us anywhere.

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

I vote we don't ban this one just for the bit

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The responsible organizer people always say not to engage them, but they look like large thumbs and I want to go tell them that.

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Alright, so we pump energy into a chaotic system and obviously the extremes will get more exteme. Stronger hurricanse, colder hurricanse and snap freezes, deeper floods, wet bulb events further north than you think possible, whatever. This is the known unknown.

I am existentially afraid of the unknown unknowns. At what point do the phytoplankton I'm currently breathing the poop of have a mass extinction event? All of human civilization is about to drown on dry land and I spend 5 days a week maintaining software that charges people for turning on their lights.

I crave death I crave oblivion death to america death to capitalism death to me.

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I think it's an actual phobia, my earliest memory is being held down by some doctors as they drew my blood. I'm not sure what to do about it:

  1. Continue ignoring doctors
  2. Simply accept the panic attack and get a blood test
  3. Try to get prescribed a single benzo or attempt to self medicate with phenibut before the test
  4. Go to actual therapy and successfuly eliminate the phobia (is this even possible?)

Yeah after typing this out the choice is clear. I will go with number 1.

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I want to see the show writers flesh out their Kamala character more. I hope they retire Biden soon.

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

That's true of the b vitamins and other water solubles, not for the other stuff.

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I can excuse institutional ecocide and mass murder, but I draw the line at hypocrisy can-excuse-1

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

They were literally eating beef at the time yes

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

That's just called metaheuristics and they've been a thing since the 70s. Super super interesting, but calling it an AI is a stretch.

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

Refer to everyone as comrade lastname and see how long the policy lasts.

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