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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Toyboys have always been a thing. There will always be younger men that like older women.

They're literally just renaming something that has always existed.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

I guess that, outside of some novels or rare newspaper events, the MILF enjoyers had trouble networking without the internet, and you really couldn't eye of sauron straight into millions of peoples inane chatter about their MILF hobbies before, so I guess the only new thing would be the ability to measure and document MILFanormal activity and MILF accessories.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

whoever made this defo made "hagmaxxing" up, i searched it on tiktok and literally no one is using that phrase

also this isn't a real article i think a random twitter user probably made this lmao. i see posts from people my age liking milfs and mommy milkers now and then but there's no trend for it

[-] roux@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think these generation specific articles are just meant to get boomers to keep punching down on younger generations.

I'm an elder millennial but since I'm pretty terminally online and have some zoomer friends I pick up on slang well enough, I'd like to think. But if you ever read one of those "zoomer/alpha slang words" articles it's like no one is even using half the the ones they list.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

It’s tradition. They were writing garbage internet slang articles in the 90’s, using acronyms that no one ever used.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

The everlasting legacy of grunge speak

[-] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

incredible ageism/misogyny on display in that headline, christ

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

friend-visitor-2 Hagmaxxing, cause older women are crones, yeah?

friend-visitor-3

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Suddenly feeling very self-conscious of the white streaks in my hair and the fact that I still have my pentacle from my edgy teenage neo-Pagan phase.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

in my early thirties and i have a streak of grey right in the smack dab middle where my hair parts. its honestly pretty cool looking

[-] Sted@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Yeah I have white streaks at my temples and it looks pretty nice I think.

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

They're acting like MILFs and cougars are something new

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Hagmaxxer

Thinking about a community offering each other advice on the best built cauldrons and ways to get a natural hunched back.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

genuinely - thank you for this

The headline kinda hurt my feelings - 37 is a hag?!? - but now it's hilarious. Your definition is what I will think of when I see the word now. ❤️ thank you.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Thanks for your kind words comrade. Remember that the people who think 37 year olds are old are probably literally children themselves.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah I was surprised this upset some folks. I am 39 and thought it was funny as fuck given the context of the bad post it was in reference to.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Watching this anime called kaiju #8, they keep calling the MC an old man and emphasizing how out of shape he is, how he looks fit but only if he sucks in his gut, etc etc

he's 32

im 32 yea

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Best mortars and pestles for flying in.
Where to find footwear that will fit your house.

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

a middle aged woman

"Is this a hag?"

is-this

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Oh, wow, gross. What kind of man would be attracted to women older than 18? libertarian-approaching

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Raise the age of consent to 30 for hets

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

frog-no-pretext HATE THIS SHIIIT SHUT UP SHUT UP

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Gen Z are ruining MILFs.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Hottest woman I've ever gone for was 9 years my senior.

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 5 months ago

This sentence is one comma away from sounding really weird

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

im so brainwormed that i thought this was a new form of transmaxxing

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

vegan-seitan your genitals will change to your preference in three days anarchist-occult

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

if you consume the heart of a woman and the eye of a newborn you will transition to female faster sicko-fem

im so sad we never added the sicko witch

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

i've just been sucking the E straight from the veins tbh :sicko-trans-vampire:

we need more sickos sicko-wistful

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

We actually had a whole Matryoshka campaign about a hormone vampire.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Are you spying on me?!?! badeline-rage

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

sicko-hippie This is a good replacement.

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

im so sad we never added the sicko witch

sicko-power I'm fond of this one

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why the fuck did they use a silhouette of Link lonk

That's the guy from treasure planet

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

And I want a moment to be real

Wanna touch things I don't feel

Wanna hold on and feel I belong

And I want a moment to be real

Wanna touch things; cop a feel

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

could we get a cw for sexism? jesus christ

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

OK done but where was this energy for the original badpost that spawned this? Like at least have some consistency ffs.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

37? Amateurs.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

So what if I do?

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Internet try to be normal about women over 30 challenge

Difficulty: Dante Must Die Mode

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

@BigHaas@hexbear.net I showed my friend your post and he sent me this incredibly specifically relevant meme

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

and here I was thinking that I was merely a handful of years away from a dating desert, but young guys are gonna court me more if I don't press B during haggification?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

goddamn prude mods removed this and I had to restore it by abusing my mod powers and becoming a redfash tankie.

Seriously though this whole sequence of events is very funny and there are plenty hot women of older ages.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Holy shit it's me

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

hag

37

I wonder how often a variation on “you don’t look 37” comes up. Like, no, they do. That’s what 37 looks like. Or at least one version of it. She is 37.

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