The way it’s so fast it’s almost unfathomable, especially just appearing through the cloud cover. 800kilometers in 5 minutes. Fuck. And every single one could carry a nuke
holy fuck man. Just instant obliteration with no warning in less time from launch than it takes to take a dump. War is terrifying
Dripp-dem Lula revenge tour is gonna taste so sweet
Sweaty as fuck night on-call at NORAD
Holy shit 30 minutes. I know these are governments we are dealing with but that is uhhh scary as fuck
Genuine question for all of my newsheads in here: Do we think Russia alerted any other nuclear powers that they were launching ICBMs? They claim they didn’t and that the hotline with the U.S. to deescalate has not been in use.
Becayse if not holy shit we were closer to nuclear apocalypse last night than the Cuban Missile Crisis by a wide margin.
True I totally forgot about that
If he is still living in Florida and the U.S. doesn’t extradite him this could be a U.S. foreign policy flop week bigger than many in recent memory.
• Greenlight Ukraine strikes into Russian territory
• Give Ukraine anti-personnel landmines
• Recognize the loser of the Venezuelan election as official President-elect
• Veto otherwise unanimous draft resolution for immediate ceasefire in Palestine and release of all hostages
• Russia uses ICBMS on Ukraine
• (Potentially) refuse to extradite Bolsonaro
In front of you, a door. Behind this door is a courtroom, and a man facing trial. His name? Remigijus Žemaitaitis, the leader of the far-right political party ‘Dawn of Nemunas.’ Mr. Žemaitaitis has recently entered into a coalition government led the by the socdem party.
What makes this man so special? Well, that is where tonight’s horror begins. Remigijus Žemaitaitis, leader of the ‘Dawn of Nemunas,’ is on trial for a crime we can all agree is most foul: the crime of antisemitism. The catch? Mr. Žemaitaitis Is on trial in the country of Lithuania. You may be asking yourself how you are supposed to believe such a blatantly fabricated story. After all, a man on trial for antisemitism in the Baltics is rather unbelievable.
However, there is no need to suspend your belief, because tonight’s defendant is very much real. Behind this door Mr. Žemaitaitis faces trial; a man too antisemitic for even Lithuania. This evening, I offer you the key to this door to find out more.
Take the key. 🗝️
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Don't take the key.
You thought you had the choice? Welcome to the Twilight Zone. 🗝️
Finally paying off my student loans by changing my name to Ukraine so that the U.S. government slings a cool billion my way
Ugh. Yes, fine. You might recognize me as the resident Hexbear climate scientist, and well, now we can anll admit that it was all a hoax to trick SorosFootSoldier. The fun is over now everybody, we can all drop the act. He caught us.