[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Are you talking about that infamous town that a bunch of libertarians bought that got overrun with bears because none of them wanted to pay taxes for garbage collection?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 10 hours ago

It didn't take long for libertarianism to implode a country huh

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

It's always the most vulnerable sacrificed first with these ghouls

yea

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

I once had a dream that Amazon made a new fruit called penisberry that it sent people at random, and the people who got sent it would refuse to tell anyone what it exactly was or tasted like

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago

When you can't even feed your war criminals lmao

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

OK so fandom wiki's might have even worse comments sections than YouTube or TikTok combined

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nothing would make me happier if that's what the new generation associates with Orwell from now on

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

I thought you meant Joe Rogan for a second and got excited about how terrible that would be

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I honestly think Game of Thrones fucked up the media landscape just as much as Harry Potter, hear me out.

It started the trend of nihilistic defeatism and capitalist realism being presented as mature and adult. "The world is shitty, it can only every be shitty and trying to change things for the better is childish and leads to worse things than just accepting that you live in a shitty world."

I swear you can pin the decline of hopeful stories and happy endings in adult media to this shitty book/show that thinks it's deeper than it is. You can't have anything now without it trying to pull off a "totally deep bittersweet ending" in an attempt to be mature and subvert expectations.

Although, media literacy is so bad that this author thinks Trump is just like Daernerys Targaryan, who was about one of the only characters who wasn't a sex offender, so maybe libs haven't internalized GOTs shitty ideology too much

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Capitalist innovation babyyyy

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Stupid chicken legged dog I don't even want your bento

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I'm not even sure if he's a real person...

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Remake Harry Potter- OK OK OK before you murder me just hear me out. HEAR. ME. OUT!

Remake Harry Potter and make it super queer. Think about it, The Harry Potter universe is about a magic society so make it so that the wizarding world doesn't give a fuck about sex and/or gender because they can change it so easily with magic that worrying about what's in peoples pants or how they present themselves became trivial to them centuries ago. Make Harry trans. Do it.

Now, because in this version of Harry Potter wizard society isn't awful, magic has pretty much freed everyone from scarcity and forced labor

That's right, I'm going to turn Harry Potter into fully automated luxury gay wizard communism

This, of course, requires a full rewrite of the story. Instead of being some boring chosen one story its just going to be shit like "Harry creates a golem with magic and has to deal with the philosophical and ethical implications of bringing life into the world" and stuff like that.

Yeah so basically Star Trek TNG but Fantasy instead of SciFi

Yes, yes, I'm a genius. I just de-libbed your wizardslop. Thank you! You don't all have to clap at once

tenna-bow

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The voice acting is so good

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Out of all the slop generators, Grok might be the worst.

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Hopefully a sign the bubble is bursting

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