I just want to make old man yoai, is that so wrong?!
Sneezing our way to victory!
Why does Tung tung tung look like Ao Oni in this one?
That's it, you're banned
Oh fuck I never thought about that. He had two cartoon goons at his side
Don't you dare ruin ol' timey goons for me you fuck!
Yeah I saw one where someone made Marx and Engels date lmao
Switch, steamdeck, PC, whatever you want.
If you yohoho hard enough, anything is possible
The lady growing out of the sidetable scares me
Smoochin' all the monsters in Look Outside
Did it ever leave?
He also once strapped a dead whales head to his car
“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” she told the magazine.
“We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”
I honestly think Game of Thrones fucked up the media landscape just as much as Harry Potter, hear me out.
It started the trend of nihilistic defeatism and capitalist realism being presented as mature and adult. "The world is shitty, it can only every be shitty and trying to change things for the better is childish and leads to worse things than just accepting that you live in a shitty world."
I swear you can pin the decline of hopeful stories and happy endings in adult media to this shitty book/show that thinks it's deeper than it is. You can't have anything now without it trying to pull off a "totally deep bittersweet ending" in an attempt to be mature and subvert expectations.
Although, media literacy is so bad that this author thinks Trump is just like Daernerys Targaryan, who was about one of the only characters who wasn't a sex offender, so maybe libs haven't internalized GOTs shitty ideology too much
Stupid chicken legged dog I don't even want your bento
Remake Harry Potter- OK OK OK before you murder me just hear me out. HEAR. ME. OUT!
Remake Harry Potter and make it super queer. Think about it, The Harry Potter universe is about a magic society so make it so that the wizarding world doesn't give a fuck about sex and/or gender because they can change it so easily with magic that worrying about what's in peoples pants or how they present themselves became trivial to them centuries ago. Make Harry trans. Do it.
Now, because in this version of Harry Potter wizard society isn't awful, magic has pretty much freed everyone from scarcity and forced labor
That's right, I'm going to turn Harry Potter into fully automated luxury gay wizard communism
This, of course, requires a full rewrite of the story. Instead of being some boring chosen one story its just going to be shit like "Harry creates a golem with magic and has to deal with the philosophical and ethical implications of bringing life into the world" and stuff like that.
Yeah so basically Star Trek TNG but Fantasy instead of SciFi
Yes, yes, I'm a genius. I just de-libbed your wizardslop. Thank you! You don't all have to clap at once
The voice acting is so good
My liege