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Imagining a version of Scubs where JD is the now a depressed war veteran with a tragic back story who can't stop murdering patients while yelling "MY WIIIIIFE!"

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

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Plant Slurs by Dort_Owl in c/earth@hexbear.net

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Weeds used be a normal thing in gardens until the US had a bunch of newly developed herbicides they wanted to sell in the late 40s and 50s.

It's over, I already depicted you as the, uh, whatever by Dort_Owl in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate 💅

grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

BREAKING: The revolutionary Maoists have determined that KKKᛟnᛏᚱa₽ᛟinᛏᛋᛋ is the correct way to refer to the capitalist roader "Contrapoints" in propaganda materials & comradely Maoist debate by Dort_Owl in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

It would be very funny to me if she found this and got mad about it lol

I am feeling petty today

[1860 Posting] MADAM WYNN Breaks Silence on Slavery Debate by Dort_Owl in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

i-cant

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Are any of the post DS Ace Attorney games worth playing? (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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I played the original trilogy, Apollo Justice and the first Edgeworth game on the DS back in the day.

I also played Duel Destinies when it came out but found it a little meh.

I know a few have come out since then, as well as an official English translation of the second Edgeworth game. Are any of them any good?

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Awoooga wowowow mama mia hachi machi humminahumminahummina (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Oh fuck they found him (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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president-parrot-patriotic

So that's where President Parrot was hiding

(This is for the 2-3 people that remember President Parrot)

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Positive Leftist News for June 2025 (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

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I salute you, dinosaur man (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Caption this (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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dprk-soldier

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How 90% of the posts on this site are made (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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oh shi (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Don't ever talk to me or my sons ever again (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Bedtime cat post (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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