[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

Why does her hat look photoshopped?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

You have to be a special kind of ghoul to realize Marx is right & decide to use that knowledge to side with the oppressors

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

The crumbling empire lost the STC required to make tanks, next you'll tell me they're mounting armour & weapons on a tractor as a sad replacement

I thought Warhammer was supposed to be satire...

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Do you suppose one of them could have carried it up there?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Did you see any swallows nearby?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Actually now that I think about it I do miss my Costco days, say what you will about their union busting techniques but I was better paid and less stressed when I was taking care of stocking the freezer than I am now. Only downside was working nights. Maybe I should see if they're hiring...

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Ah ain't that satisfying, almost makes me miss my Costco days

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

biggus-piggus oink oink thank you for the slop

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago

if you really want the reddit /r/conspiracy link i lifted this screengrab from you can hound me for slop in the comments

I am hounding you for slop in the comments

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 106 points 2 months ago

By the most conservative counts more than 70000 people have been murdered by Israel in Gaza since October 7, 2023. That works out to an average of about 90 people killed every day for 800 days. In other words, Israel has committed 6 Bondi Beaches every single day for more than two years.

And that's with the most conservative count of how many people have been killed.

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 115 points 6 months ago

Sometimes healthcare executives just do that, it's normal

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New Amtrak commercial (www.reddit.com)
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Greater Canada should also include Southeast Alaska to restore the Pacific Coast

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 120 points 1 year ago

Here is the Official Unofficial 2025 Hexbear Newshead Bingo sheet!

prompts were randomly assigned by rolling dice, feel free to rearrange as you see fit

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Twink-in-a-can! What will they think of next‽

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I need a new vpn and don't know which one I should get, any recs?

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The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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I open up my textbook to read chapter one and what do I find? Is this the great replacement theory within the first 10 pages? Sure looks like it!

Also bonus advocating for countering "radical islamist groups" by "military and ideological means"

I haven't gotten a good feel for this prof but we are not off to a good start

Edit: Looks like I pirated the wrong text or something, I found the one my prof wants us to use and it's very different. Not sure why the two editions are so dramatically different but I'm still keeping an eye out for any fash shit

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Pretty boring tbh. In typical American fashion it's not enough to be a story about surviving this force of nature and working around it because it ends with them "taming" a tornado by shooting rockets into at and using super absorbent materials to somehow dissipate it. There was also a side story about a land developer using storm chasers to buy up properties that have been hit by tornadoes, but it seemed weirdly muted and cut down, like it was edited out or something. You get a couple scenes of one of the storm chasers talking about making offers on property and one of the main character searching the land developer online but nothing really comes of it and they don't mention it at all after the climax. There was the kernel of an interesting story if they had maybe delved into this capitalist taking advantage of natural disasters in order to monopolize all the land in tornado alley but they obviously didn't go that route. All-in-all there was very little tension, even when there was a massive twister coming at them the main characters could somehow always ride it out in their modified product placement-mobile

I was also annoyed at the complete inconsistency regarding what would be thrown by a tornado and what can resist it. The same tornado dragged a streetcar across town and threw a pump jack into a water tower, but the product placement pickup truck with trailer somehow managed to resist being almost at the heart of the tornado without being catapulted hundreds of feet into the air.

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