Happy New Year everyone! Below are two News Bingo cards created by rolling dice against a list of predictions provided by news mega posters, thank you to everyone who contributed! I've also included a blank template and the list of predictions I used for anyone who wants to make their own custom news bingo card

If by non-brainrot you mean a plain background I'll have a news bingo posted in the news mega in the next day or two

I'm still accepting bingo submissions until January 1st, you can see all the current predictions here. Also, Azarova@hexbear.net posted a filled out 2025 news bingo card here (Thank you, I lost the original)

Everyone mows their lawn on a separate day. There is never a day without the drone of a lawnmower

By the most conservative counts more than 70000 people have been murdered by Israel in Gaza since October 7, 2023. That works out to an average of about 90 people killed every day for 800 days. In other words, Israel has committed 6 Bondi Beaches every single day for more than two years.

And that's with the most conservative count of how many people have been killed.

South African Buffalo Kills American Trophy Hunting Millionaire in Self Defense

Of course The Guardian tries to frame it as an "unprovoked attack" on the defenseless trophy hunters

Sometimes healthcare executives just do that, it's normal

Trust the plan 😇👼🙏

Here is the Official Unofficial 2025 Hexbear Newshead Bingo sheet!

prompts were randomly assigned by rolling dice, feel free to rearrange as you see fit

Basically every mass shooter is "known to authorities" or "on their radar" and they don't do shit.

Someone who doesn't even own a gun says something they decide is threatening? Time to throw the book at her!

I swear the media trying to treat this with the same severity as a mass shooting (if anything they're treating it more serious than a mass shooting. No news outlet had a talking head wearing a 3d printed 9mm pin offering thoughts and prayers) is making me lose my mind. The media is basically trying to say Luigi gives mass shooter vibes. There's a reason there has been efforts to remove pictures of him, take down posts of his statement, and generally trying to frame him in the same vein as a school shooter.

Also more proof (as if we needed it) that the bail bond system is solely in place to keep poor people in jail and rich people out.

Macklemore has energy

We can have one quirked up white boy that's goated with the sauce

Those articles they wrote about how they didn't have access to airstrikes to "shape the battlefield", being unable to just call in a medivac helicopter for every stubbed toe, being told to hold a trench to the death instead of going on special operations missions, and otherwise finding out that war is actually dangerous when your opponent can fight back were