[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

this but slap in a pic of the crypt keeper for Biden 2028

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if you think this stinker is a bridge too far,

🎶✨🎤tough tiiiiiits🎤✨🎶

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

An ICE spokesperson confirmed to Documented that HSI’s Citizens Academies are still ongoing across the country. Similar initiatives are implemented by other law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), the spokesperson said.

somehow the already very alarming headline was burying the lede... yes-honey-left

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

yea do not pay that grabby ass company for the stolen goods they're hawking, pirate it for sure

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

"critical support" to cops putting themselves in between desperate people and the means of their survival, especially in rural areas of red state gun-owning america

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yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

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breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

idk guy preventing nuclear armageddon sounds pretty goddamned political if you ask me

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago

it has been a 200+ upbears kind of week hasn't it

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https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/

it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

literally the most racist take Forbes has ever run

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-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest

-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly

-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button

-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)

-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv

-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)

-steam summer sale

-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon chefs-kiss )

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

sir your vehicle has testicular cancer

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Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC

chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 73 points 5 months ago

looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

lol hi-fi rush came out of nowhere, sold really well and was critically lauded, what are these money freaks thinking

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 80 points 6 months ago

get this guy a job in the white house

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