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Megaton Milkers
always a little mood boost to see the worst fuckheads crater themselves in public
both of these guys suck shit like sucking shit was an olympic sport
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so is he a unique and unprecedented fascist threat to democracy
or is he a regular dude you can crack jokes with at a funeral to lighten the mood
ok but Eric Adams is a compulsive liar. constant, sustained, even unnecessary lying. if you were gonna count up just the provable lies that guy tells and then use that to inform the probability that he's lying at any given moment, he'd probably beat coinflip odds
lol not just a propaganda bill, but literally JUST a propaganda bill. no stealthy chicanery or pseudocryptic naming convention, flat out JUST "gommunism bill"
"critical support" to cops putting themselves in between desperate people and the means of their survival, especially in rural areas of red state gun-owning america
idk guy preventing nuclear armageddon sounds pretty goddamned political if you ask me
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we are trapped on the holodeck y'all, it's happening
(hexbear.net)
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
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are we in "weeks where decades happen" territory rn?
(hexbear.net)
-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
)
sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
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Little Big Boat Stuck (Not A Drill)
(hexbear.net)
Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
lol hi-fi rush came out of nowhere, sold really well and was critically lauded, what are these money freaks thinking
get this guy a job in the white house
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ProgAimerGirl
joined 1 year ago
it's the new york times, the probability you are being lied to approaches 1