get this guy a job in the white house
We need to make him CEO of Capitalism, stat!
That image of the grim reaper going door to door, but it's just this dweeb sending out resumes.
How do we get this guy to work for the US federal reserve?
The Forest Gump of masturbatory Silicon Valley VC investment.
Now that's what I call a Bruh moment.
i read it in reverse order the first time and i was like
and then i googled who theranos were
MFW theranos isn't a homeopathic rhinoplasty startup
Someone follow this guy and let us know where he lands next so we can know which tech company is going to collapse next!
Me losing my job at Enron and applying for a position at Circuit City
Commitment to the bit.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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