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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 80 points 6 months ago

get this guy a job in the white house

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago

We need to make him CEO of Capitalism, stat!

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

That image of the grim reaper going door to door, but it's just this dweeb sending out resumes.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

How do we get this guy to work for the US federal reserve?

[-] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago

The Forest Gump of masturbatory Silicon Valley VC investment.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago
[-] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Now that's what I call a Bruh moment.

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

i read it in reverse order the first time and i was like bloomer

and then i googled who theranos were doomjak

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

maddened MFW theranos isn't a homeopathic rhinoplasty startup

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Someone follow this guy and let us know where he lands next so we can know which tech company is going to collapse next!

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Me losing my job at Enron and applying for a position at Circuit City

[-] davel@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

Commitment to the bit.

[-] whatup@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Hey, at least they’re honest.

this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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