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Libyan Dictator Colonel Jaloppi nukes the US and turns it into an open air slave market

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Funniest part

Freethinking intellectuals: “We don’t care about the stupid so called ‘experts’ providing their woke accreditation standards to our work! But we really care about you being employed!”

Also freethinking intellectuals:

I really like how conservatives complain about liberals/leftists wasting money on underwater lesbian basketweaving studies, but then turn around and waste their money on a bunch of useless sociology shit like this as well

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Every scene is just characters giving a speech to each other about the importance democracy or how they’re exhausted but it’s worth it to protect the grand experiment or how “I am American and will not stand up for this [injustice that the US government regularly commits].” The editing is also dogshit. You can only enjoy this after turning your brain off. Like seriously, they play this as the dentist as you doze off from drugs.

Watch House of Cards if you want decent political intrigue. Or better yet, watch conservative propaganda slop because at least you just get explosions and gunfights instead of liberal babybrained shit about getting along with each other to save democracy

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 102 points 4 months ago

frustrating the Navy’s decades-old mission of keeping open the region’s critical sea lanes.

It’s literally so easy lol. Stop funding genocide and they stop blowing your shit up

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 87 points 4 months ago

🇱🇧SOON🇱🇧

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 97 points 5 months ago

If she blew up the hospital full of bereaved mothers she would’ve gotten million dollar grant from Israel

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago

Didn’t Israel/Europeans start this war by occupying Palestine and driving out nearly a million Palestinians then caging 2 million of them in a sliver of land?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 96 points 5 months ago

Ironically had the kid been an actual threat, the officer would be nowhere to be found.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 130 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Your first mistake is marrying a soldier

also

He adamantly refuses to purchase or place his gun in a gun safe.

This guy wants to think he's John Wick but forgot that no one in charge trusts people like him to be armed 24/7, which is why they lock all the weapons up and do inventory before and after issuing them. John Wick was a marine, though, so maybe he's just living the crayon eating part of the character

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 92 points 7 months ago

I love that in all the scenarios, we have to be “pragmatic” and not let perfect be the enemy of good, but Biden has to do nothing.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 105 points 8 months ago

Me voting for Biden in November

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“A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away, Defendants made it clear that only one orthodoxy in thought, speech, or action was acceptable in their empire, and that those who dared to question or failed to fully comply would not be tolerated,” the lawsuit says. “And so it was with Carano.”

She should lose and be sentenced to 50 years of hard labor just for this

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 115 points 9 months ago

Weird how Germany gets to be a condescending expert on what’s genocide and what’s not, but South Africa’s opinions on what’s apartheid and what’s not are “dubious”

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