protect the planet from climate change

overthrow the whole capitalist system

Can I have a Turing test ?

We have Turing tests at home !

Turing tests at home:

Macron is managing to exceed his previous levels of fascism to a point that is remarkable. In speeches recently:

• He said that France needed a "demographics rearmament" - meaning "make babies, you fucks".
• He said that "order goes along with progress, authority with emancipation, they're inseparable, it's always been true".
• He wants all schoolchildren to wear uniforms.

Also he recently said in Davos that France would make it much harder to obtain unemployment benefits - that's after a battery of similar measures those past few years that already made it incredibly harder. They also opened a denunciation online platform where employers can signal when someone unemployed refused a new job, in order to eventually remove their unemployment benefits.

Half-asleep bears are wandering around Siberia because it's too hot to hibernate

Bears that are struggling to hibernate due to abnormally warm weather in Russia's Amur region are wandering around in a daze, having suppressed their metabolism in preparation for winter.

Fucking bleak

Find someone who looks at you the way freed hostages look at al-Qassam fighters

Meanwhile on lemmy.world

Cowards

You'd think by now the settlers driving the tanks would realize that if a giant red arrow suddenly appears in the air above the vehicle they should move asap but nope, they don't. They're probably taking pictures of it thinking to report it to MUFON

smh my head

She cannot believe that an innovator in mass murder would have tried to protect the Jews and other supposed subhumans his troops rounded up. She checks the footnotes. The claim is attributed to War of Extermination, a compendium of academic essays originally published in 1995. Coffman knows the book is legit, because she happens to have a copy on loan from the library. When she goes to the cited page, she finds a paragraph that appears to confirm all the Wikipedia article’s wild claims. But then she reads the first sentence of the next paragraph: "This is, of course, nonsense."

lmao

Of the five posts with the most comments of all times across all lemmy instances, three are hexbear news megathreads posted since October 7th

Also, it's not that relevant but as far as I know it was never described officially as a rave for "peace". Even old promotional material doesn't.

They described it as "a journey of unity and love" as well as, I quote, a celebration of "friends, love and infinite freedom".

A celebration of infinite freedom a few hundred meters from an open air prison

Imagine, you're Palestinian, born in a refugee camp, your family is from Asqalan. You managed to kill several colonizers but you're caught, and you're condemned to life in prison. You spend 22 years behind bars before being liberated in a prisoner exchange, and then after a few years you're elected head of Hamas in Gaza, and manage to project - then and for years - the image of a pragmatic, someone ready to collaborate. Disgusting words like "reconciliation" are bandied about.

Meanwhile you're implementing the greatest Palestinian military action in 50 years, completely secretly.

King shit

Somewhat related, in Civ 4, depending on the ideology you choose, you get a specific related wonder to build

When you pick "fascism", the wonder is Mt. Rushmore