[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The new leader will be Papa John

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One of the cats : 3 (hexbear.net)

His name is Toasty and me and @PurrLure@hexbear.net adopted him a couple of years ago, he'sso cuuute ~~Even if he likes to smell feet chew plastic and knock stuff over~~, and he's a gremlin who knows he's handsome : 3

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

Reminds me of when ZANU and ZANLA would do similar stuff in Zimbabwe against settlers to force them to flee, and hey, it worked

This is like combining historical bloodlines in ck2

Kid's gonna have a combined +10 opinion bonus with xennials, +10 to poets and .2 prestige per month

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Electoralism (hexbear.net)

Cast ur votes

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Title (hexbear.net)

Well, who is it?

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Title (hexbear.net)

I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

Choose your fighter

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

I like the little Adoring Fan

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

say-the-line-bart-1 "Say the line Al-Qassam brigades!"

" 🔻 "

"Yeaaaaahhhh!!!"

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

god he looks and sounds like shit

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

F-35 stealth doesn't work on the ground.

More like

F-35 ~~stealth~~ doesn't work ~~on the ground.~~

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Cleo likes her new toy (cdn.discordapp.com)
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Bun (hexbear.net)
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My lovely cat Grace, gonna post another one of him 5 minutes later in the comments

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

You love to see it tbh

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Almost too on the nose (media.discordapp.net)
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submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/earth@hexbear.net

RIP to a real one :thurston:

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

SPQR PMC radlib Marian supporters: "Noooo you have to support the urbanes being put into the military, it's the only way to ensure they'll be trained for the revolution and overthrow the patricians!"

Their reaction when Sulla does part of that revolution for them with his proscriptions: "Noooo you can't get rid of the rich that way, it has to be an uprising by the plebs of Rome!"

Their reaction when Spartacus and his liberation army approaches Rome to do just that: "Ewww, non-Romans and their bad optics! Please Marcus Licinius Crassus, protect us!"

Their reaction when Crassus kills the slaves fighting for their freedom: "Finally, those violent tankie slave rebels are crucified and dead, now we can properly do the revolution!"

SMH these so-called Gracchans are an insult to those fine brothers' names

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