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RIP Jonathan, 1832-2026 (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Miss you big tortoise

'My autistic son is calmer as Iran's missiles fall on Israel. I'm trying to learn from him.' (CW: out of context Isntraeli media) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

tbf I too am calmer when Iran's missiles fall on isn'treal

U.S. moving parts of THAAD anti-missile system from S. Korea to Middle East by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

russo japanese war baltic fleet moment incoming

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So it's not just me who thinks the Katamari Damacy King is fucking terrifying, right? (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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Like, I don't mean in the cosmic horror sense that you're turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he'd be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he's going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?

Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn't get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn't play it again.

Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey

CW Reddit Racism by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

The new leader will be Papa John

Bulletins and News Discussion from June 16th to June 22nd, 2025 - Iran, Harden Your Heart by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
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One of the cats : 3 (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
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His name is Toasty and me and @PurrLure@hexbear.net adopted him a couple of years ago, he'sso cuuute ~~Even if he likes to smell feet chew plastic and knock stuff over~~, and he's a gremlin who knows he's handsome : 3

*Lathe Noises Intensify* by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of when ZANU and ZANLA would do similar stuff in Zimbabwe against settlers to force them to flee, and hey, it worked

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Electoralism (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Cast ur votes

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Title (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Well, who is it?

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Title (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

Manga artist draws elves from WRPGS. Local weeb has thoughts. by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/anime@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

I like the little Adoring Fan

Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

Bulletins and News Discussion from December 4th to December 10th, 2023 - The Legacy of Kissinger - COTW: Laos by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

say-the-line-bart-1 "Say the line Al-Qassam brigades!"

" 🔻 "

"Yeaaaaahhhh!!!"

Bulletins and News Discussion from November 13th to November 19th, 2023 - Much To My Chagrindavik - COTW: Iceland by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

god he looks and sounds like shit

Bulletins and News Discussion from November 6th to November 12th, 2023 - Apartheid Antony's Asinine Adventure by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

F-35 stealth doesn't work on the ground.

More like

F-35 ~~stealth~~ doesn't work ~~on the ground.~~

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Cleo likes her new toy (cdn.discordapp.com)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
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Bun (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Just found out about this comm, my first post here :3 (media.discordapp.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
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My lovely cat Grace, gonna post another one of him 5 minutes later in the comments

*Permanently Deleted* by WhoaSlowDownMaurice in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

You love to see it tbh

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Almost too on the nose (media.discordapp.net)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Which way western man (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 years ago by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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An actual sad death today, Thurston died (mobile.twitter.com)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/earth@hexbear.net
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RIP to a real one :thurston:

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