[-] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

who's it working on? only the most narcissistic millennial posters.

it's also working on the same group of constant online posters who claim to be 'leftist' but also love electioneering lol. "Sir, sir please come on my podcast" omg Mr. Biden is gonna go on the Adam Friedland show??

[-] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah I was just saying I don't think the average layperson can tell you off the top of their head the Travelodge TV admin code lol. I can assure you now though that I've associated the phrase "1105 Travelodge admin" with the idea of 'common knowledge' in my brain so be sure to test me in the future on a random thread. I fear for whatever actual piece of common knowledge got booted out in my brain for it.

NOOOOO "Can anyone do CPR here?! We've got a man down!!"

Me in the future: knight-nod 1105 travelodge admin

[-] abc@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

it's pretty common knowledge that the service code for the Travelodge TV admin menu is 1105

i wouldn't think that's common knowledge at all actually

[-] abc@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

If I knew it would end this way...I would've done like Carmela said...and gotten the vasectomy...right Paulie? Melfi...did I do all right?

explosion

[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

The Seventh Seal

goes hard we need Death as an emoji

[-] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

very funny that you have Hereditary mixed in with what are otherwise just fun kinda campy action films LOL

I'm brave I'll post my top 4:

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Good luck Gamers!!!

Two Nintendo customers from California and Washington are suing Nintendo in an effort to get tariff refunds from the video game company, according to a new filing obtained by Aftermath. Gregory Hoffert and Prashant Sharan filed the proposed class action complaint in the United States District Court's Western District of Washington on Tuesday; they want the court to force Nintendo to pass along the money it's likely to receive from U.S. Customers and Border Protection through the newly-opened tariff refund portal.

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beep

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i know there's

xibe-check

but i swear there was one with the meme blunt rotation hand post it if you've got it thank you

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Thanks to the 20th anniversary. Until December 31st, 2027 at least.

English Sub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsAOf9HWTs

English Dub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXpgvkvKzhw

It's a single (10 hour) video but has the episodes marked as chapters. Highly recommend Episodes 7 and 15, they're two of my favorites.

You can, of course, still pirate Mushishi but hey. he-laughed

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is it a moral failing?? i think so. there's like two pounds of cooked rice, beans, and pasta just sitting on the pavement outside the trash can atop a desk someone else threw out there. i can only assume it tasted like shit and that's why they tossed it.

the desk I get. Hard to fit in the trash-can unless you can hoist it over your head into the top of the trashcan and not the side; yet small enough that you hope the underpaid santiation workers will still grab it without making you do a bulky item pick-up request. THE COOKED FOOD?!??! why didn't you just fucking throw that into the trash can.

it's gonna be here for weeks now. praying the feral cats eat it but the fact that it's gone uneaten for about a week leads me to believe that it will be here until some rat moves in (unlikely with the feral cats) or it gets warm enough for the cockroaches to come back outside.

Americans cannot have communism until everyone adheres to shopping cart theory (btw there's two shopping carts also out there)

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burrowing in their TRENCHES 🕳😉 and 🅱️USTING😫🌋💦 their LOADS💣💥💥 at eachother 🥵‼️

8️⃣ million divas👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ were SLAIN💅🙅‍♀️💀🪦 in battle🤼‍♂️, wiping🫴🧻😂 out a wHOLE🕳💨 generation😱😱😱…

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adherent cup shocked-dino

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raiden-source what are all these emotes for you posers

JB-shining-aggro jb-shining john-brown

[-] abc@hexbear.net 119 points 1 year ago

people liked it very-smart

[-] abc@hexbear.net 92 points 2 years ago

walter-yell NEVER KILL YOURSELF THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE AND A WORLD TO BE WON FROM THE JAWS OF CAPITALISM

[-] abc@hexbear.net 100 points 2 years ago

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

President Trump thank you for defending pedophiles across the country by nominating Mr. Gaetz as AG

[-] abc@hexbear.net 107 points 2 years ago

Yeah I genuinely think it is Joever for him after tonight, I've never watched a debate where all the immediate post-debate coverage chyrons are like "Should Incumbent drop out??" LMAO

[-] abc@hexbear.net 103 points 2 years ago

of course the actual lives lost in 9/11 was tragic, yes, but it is primarily funny (at least to me) because:

A. its been 22 years and most Americans act like it happened yesterday

B. We kinda had it coming (as a country, not saying the janitors or firefighters themselves did)

C. Most Americans will get red in the face if they hear you say or do something even mildly neutral about 9/11. I had a teacher once scream at me in the hallway because I, as a high school senior in 2012, was like "the 8:46 announcement that 'please take a moment of silence the first plane has struck the North Tower' and the 9:03 announcement 'please take a moment a silence the second plane has struck the South tower' are ridiculous and literally just trauma porn & what is worse is that most of the student body doesn't even have memories of 9/11" (the announcement shit was literally done like every 9/11 in my school district. Announcements for both planes striking the towers on the exact minute it happened as well as moments of silence during them. Every 9/11 was like this K-12 - ridiculous)

D. I am kinda super biased against 9/11 in general because I for years, being biracial, had people call me a terrorist because in my 95% white town I was the closest complexion to middle eastern they'd ever seen.

E. Uhhhh the War on Terror??

[-] abc@hexbear.net 101 points 2 years ago

they laughed at me when i said i would sleep with him & could change him.....

look at him now you fools

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