I'm not misremembering this, am I? He was like full-on outed as a pedo and then nothing happened?
Yes, he was involved in trafficking underage girls across state lines
Yea and he got off because his buddy flipped on him and they successfully used the argument "you can't believe anything that guy says he's a convicted pedophile."
I love calvinball 
oh even better 
That's gonna be legal now
what do you mean nothing happened?
pedos took over the government and made him Attorney General so they can all get away with being pedos.
thats what happened to him for being a pedo.
Bill Clinton not only still walks the earth but was actively involved in Harris's campaign
He even did a late October "Palestinians deserve this" speech in Michigan
At least it appears the universe is trying to impose karmatic justice on the Clinton's and Kamala.
These assholes are failing upward faster than anybody I've ever seen.
afaik nothing happened he got away with it all.
the Chinese century is coming along good then
Picking a child predator as AG is a choice
Trump 
Matt Gaetz
Literal Pedophiles
the death to America speedrun executive team just keeps stepping on the gas
they're gonna crash this whole thing so hard they'll make Liz Truss and Javier Milei look like fuckin' amateurs
Right? Like all these cabinet positions is getting my hopes up that there will be no amerika in 2028 so no more election shit to hear about
President Trump thank you for defending pedophiles across the country by nominating Mr. Gaetz as AG
no but really what did he mean by this 
i will pray someone asks him at his confirmation hearing, the only way democrats can possibly #resist
Charitable interpretation: it's referring to all the old people who go there to retire to a beach condo.
Counterpoint: it's Matt Gatez
This news just got a blank stare out of me . With Boebert heading Education and the whole Doge Dept thing, I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to process it.
Edit: apparently the Boebert thing is a meme.
That would be a fun game. Trump’s picks and actions - real or fictional?
Musk Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts
He may be assembling the most inept admin lmao
Incredible things are happening in the executive branch 
I have to admit, it has been entertaining to see /r/politics completely losing their minds at Trump's picks.
I'd go so far as to say r/politics is even readable and entertaining right now because they're loosing their minds, instead of gaslighting us that they're not supporting genocide
I forgot how fucking entertaining Trump was as president. Horrible fascist policies, of course, but it makes for great TV
lol acceleration stans are eating
I'm convinced Trump just opened up ChatGPT and asked it who would be the worst and funniest person for each of these cabinet positions
I knew it
It's fine, if the nominations are bad the Senate can always exercise restraint - snnnkk - and - hehe - refuse - bwahaha - refuse to confirm the unsuitable nominees.
At least the confirmation hearings promise to be entertaining as hell.
Sadly no Democrat would be so uncivil as to ask "Hey wait aren't you a pedophile who sex-trafficked children across state lines?"
Certified Pedophile
(Wop wop wop wop wop)
Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax
nooo don't say that name 3 times!!!
If you say it into a mirror 
appears behind you and steals your democracy
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