They're really desperate to be American, aren't they?

I tried publicly messaging dating proposals (on both knees, as per tradition) to every confirmed woman on Hexbear. Didn't work. Did the same for every non-confirmed woman or user with feminine-sounding user name. Didn't work. Tried making a sockpuppet account that I'd use as a "is this man bothering you ma'am" ploy amidst this, which almost worked but as soon as I DMed them from that account they somehow immediately recognized my posting style from the love screeds I'd send them (it's beyond love bombing, I'm a love terrorist and I'm detonating the vest). Got banned from all the Lemmies, so I can't do it there. Reddit is all neolibs whomst I won't even touch.

Hexbears on their way to make "feel the burn" jokes.

I gochu fam

Rare treat defender W.

I didn't know "confirmed bachelor" was a euphemism for gay men until like a month or 2 ago.

It could be fun to feed them bad info and make them waste time chasing red herrings.

Artificial Intelligence Jazeera

I thought you said "boyshame" at first lol.

It said the 62-year-old had died from a "self-inflicted" wound on 9 March and police were investigating.

Even BBC is skeptical enough to use scare quotes.