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[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago

He was posting about being a victim of cancel culture because organizers keep cancelling his concerts when they find out his background. Funny dude

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

Let's be honest, the venues are worried about a bunch of kids coming in and chanting stuff about how he should've used a bigger gun.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

It's me I'm kids

[-] booty@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was gonna say he should just change his name and then no one would ever find anything if they look him up, but actually I think he's not allowed to do that, right? I think he's only free because he's got a bunch of restrictions on what sort of things he's allowed to do

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

Restriction 1: No assassinations.

sicko-wistful

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Hopefully he's abandoned his nazi ways.

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

He seems to have chilled out but you can't really judge someone's personality from twitter so shrug-outta-hecks

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Well, having a Twitter isn't a good start. data-laughing

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

I mean he's possibly like the only actual victim of cancel culture because he just can't get any venues to play at

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

i wish someone would've wanted to kill reagan for me trans-sad

there was that one hero who robbed a bank so his trans-gf could get surgeries transshork-happy that's also pretty cool

[-] Orannis62@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

That story's false. He was abusive and talked at her funeral about how much he thought of her as a man and didn't want her to transition- in particular, didn't want her to get surgery.

The heist was probably to cover his debts to the mob

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

welp fuck that guy then gulag

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

I thought that guy was a weird abusive freak, and Dog Day Afternoon was romanticising the shit out of their relationship?

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

dog day afternoon is great tho, its a pretty inspiring film, even if it's a lie

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago
[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago

And it sounds like the right lesson to learn! "Don't creep on celebrities because you've formed a parasocial relationship with them."

Hopefully he didn't learn "It's bad to shoot leaders who totally deserve it." We need Hinckley in 2024, regardless of who wins (unless it's Afroman, somehow.)

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Parasocialism 07

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Virgin Hinckley vs the Chad inexorable march of time

Edit: jk these demons are immortal

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Lol

I wish we had the John McCain spaghetti one

[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago
[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Oh god I can't laugh right now! I got estrogen in my upper lip!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

The joy the waiter has really sells it.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Killing Ronald Reagan is the least I could for my pookie

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Subject matter expert

[-] meth_dragon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

do pictures exist of her not looking bored/emotionless/unimpressed?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

i think part of celebrity media training for red carpet / promo photo ops involves conditioning facial expressions to consistently hold something like "neutral/pleasant" because the photos are constantly snapping and any photo looking sufficiently weird is gonna be the one in tabloids for "REHAB RUMORS" headlines.

and she's one of those people with eyelids partially closed when at rest. i am also one of those people. i lack media training, so candid photos of me look like i'm disgusted, while photos where i open my eyes and try to smile look like the arrest photo for a guy who was caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.

critical support

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna swoon

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Some of us just have resting -_- face

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

yeah, but her yabbos

[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, he won

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

character development

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

She is single handedly destroying woke by laughing with tig ol biddies.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

cereal2 No! That was load bearing woke!

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Our entire movement will be eepy!! sleepi

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Shit I thought I was the one doing that. Am I Sidney Sweeney?

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

We are all Sidney Sweeney in our hearts.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

An actress chuds are creeping over because they think awooga destroys wokeness or something

[-] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The left's only weakness: big boobas

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Crushed by humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Wait, did someone go out of their way to contact Hinckley just to ask him about Sweeney's boba?

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

I consult him on every important issue, like a modern day Oracle of Delphi

to be clear this is satire

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

AHAHAHAH HISTORICAL LEVEL POSTING

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Damn, could John Hinckley be more mentally stable than me?

But what if ... what if I were to shoot the man who shot Reagan to impress my beloved, big blonde booba Sydney? Oh my, yes, that would turn the tables!

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