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[-] Fantomas@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once caught sisyphus and let me tell you it itched like hell and I was most certainly not happy.

Camus doesn't know what he's on about. Chain smoking lil virgin.

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says "sisyphus", you know, that piece of paper you get on the first day of class.

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

You gotta learn to read buddy, it says “sisyphus”, you know, that Carvel ice cream treat.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta say these threads are a lot harder to follow without the part that goes "No, that's Syphilis. What you're..."

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

It’s like pro wrestling. When you switch companies, you keep doing the same thing but you gotta word it differently.

[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

One must imagine Sisyphus horny

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Oh, there's a reason Sisyphus is happy.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sissyphus also once captured death himself and for like a month, nobody died.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

I'd say complacent would be the best you could get

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I can't believe no one has said this yet but...

He's rock hard.

[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't you know? The boulder Sisyphus rolls gives all the gods immense cramps. Sisyphus literally domming the gods for eternity.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah...roll down you slut!

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

they user as D instead of A or something☺️☺️☺️

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