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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 51 points 11 months ago

Is there an Oglaf comic for this

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 46 points 11 months ago

Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 21 points 11 months ago

With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 11 months ago

I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 months ago

cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 11 months ago

I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

they will Divert a river into your stable

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

Only with uberfeats+

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 11 months ago

The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.

[-] cactus_head@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)

i fully expected the response

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