Careful, I plugged an unknown USB drive into my house and then all my centrifuges tore themselves apart.
Wait, have you been living under a rock all that time?
Why do you have centrifuges in your house?
You mean you don't have a uranium enrichment plant in your basement?
Why are you talking about plants when I'm asking about centrifuges?
Guys there's someone calling himself Hans Blix at the door, did anyone order takeaway?
Just know that after installing linux on your house, it won't have Windows anymore!
drink some Wine and there will be your Windows
Home assistant entered the chat.
what's sick is that this could actually work in some mad scheme where the wall wart is range extenders and acting as network attached storage
Even better: powerline adapters.
Or, the wall wart could be a network adaptor for an ethernet over power system, and the packets could be running though the power lines…. But almost certainly not that.
Gotta hold the doorbell while you flip the circuit breakers to enter the boot menu
Depends on who built the house, and even what model. I always have to search to find the right buttons.
In my house I have to flush the toilet while running the garbage disposal.
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