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Apparently, without glasses I can't see that well.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 weeks ago

Add feta >> Greek poutine

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Clint eats wood.

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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago
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How Sisters Sage brings activism, entrepreneurship and First Nations plant medicine into the bath.

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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 116 points 1 month ago

how many...?

Sieveral

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 month ago

Luggage doesn't matter.
Gotta leave the house 2 hours before the 2 hours before your flight. Then board, Then fly. Then disembark.

If flight is noon, you leave the house at 8 to be at the airport for 10. Then security theatre (remove your shoes, you're going to the LaNd Of TeH FrEe!!!).

If you're lucky, you're hailing a cab at JFK at 1:30pm.

That's your "45 minute flight". 6 hours, if you're lucky.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

Pervert Cancer from Dog Butts.

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It overswept.

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Don't ask meow.

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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 months ago

Since 2015 or so....

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 months ago

If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago

Man without suit meets suit without man.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 45 points 11 months ago

Late '70s, on a winding paved backroad heading into town, a smaller car coming in the opposite direction lost traction (a light, misty rain had just gone through) and rolled twice in a field before landing upright.

My buddy and I quickly pulled over and ran towards the car to make sure everything was alright.

They drove off before we got to them...

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

He's got nothing to concede.
Kamala and the Dems are already in the White House, and Biden is Commander in Chief until Kamala is inaugurated.

Fatty McFelon has nothing.

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