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[-] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Ranch Pagan.

[-] nek0d3r@midwest.social 9 points 7 hours ago

Onion Vinaigrette No Contact

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Miso Fat...

That works way better than it should

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Salt and pepper neurodivergence

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago

Thousand Island Moved Away

Abbreviated Tima, pronounced

[-] mech@feddit.org 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Vodka, and Vodka

[-] sqauffle@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 hours ago

Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name

That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire

[-] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

Oilanvinegar Blackwife

[-] unknown@piefed.social 10 points 11 hours ago

Fish Sauce Autism

My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.

[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm naming my next band this.

[-] TTimo@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago

Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?

[-] unknown@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.

I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor

Ranchy Fatman!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 11 hours ago

That one works for mechanic, but for a stripper?

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 11 points 12 hours ago

May I switch it?

Childless honey-mustard

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

Heeey, same team (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Caesar Couldabeenbetter?

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago

Blue Cheese Career?

I don't think this naming scheme works very well.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 31 minutes ago

Guess it depends what the career is¿

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, this isn't going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Peppercorn sauce wreakhead

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

Olive Oil close to death?

[-] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 15 points 17 hours ago

sigh Russian alcoholic.

[-] meris@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

Sesame oil female

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 19 hours ago
[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago

Mine is Balsamic Childfree.

This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago
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[-] molten@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago
[-] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I bet the stuff you get right out of the pods is amazing. That stuff is very light and easy to eat. I agree with doing that with extract though.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 18 hours ago

Caesar Not Doctor

[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 50 points 1 day ago

"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 day ago

Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 10 hours ago

🤠🤠🤠

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