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Missouri the same state that’s trying to fuck adults with student loans? No way
How is this reality
"If we can't have Magdalene laundries, what kind of country even are we?!"
remember folks, Andrew Bailey wants your teens pregnant and wants rapists to get to pick who to force birth their children.
andrew bailey is a giant piece of shit
I got $100 that says some skeletons will come out eventually that he has raped a few teens and got them pregnant.
... arguing in a lawsuit filed this month that its availability hurt the state by decreasing teenage pregnancy.
WTAF
In other words, the GOP needs more poor uneducated masses in order to have meat for the grinder and votes to stay in power.
For fuck's sake, are there any quiet parts left?
Probably the part where he explains because his wife was a teen when they married and she wanted an abortion.
I don't think they allow you to abort your husband.
Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps!
It's like he read Animal Farm and thought it's an instruction manual.
The part where Boxer is taken by the glue cart is not a positive
Missouri = immigrants are taking our homes. We need less people!
Also Missouri = teen pregnancy isn’t a raging problem any more. We need more people!
I know this is a massive low hanging fruit, but I'll say it anyway. They need more people the right color.
Hey, you know what else decreases your population leading to fewer federal funds and potential loss of political power in the House?
Executions. But hey, Andrew Bailey didn't care about that a couple of weeks ago.
And you know what else also decreases your population leading to fewer federal funds and potential loss of political power in the House?
Emigration. Is Andrew Bailey going to prosecute people trying to leave Missouri?
Emigration. Is Andrew Bailey going to prosecute people trying to leave Missouri?
*Bailey enters the chat*
“Hey! That’s a great idea!”
Those people are not the right color for him so he will gladly throw them out.
“In this state, we’ve turned suffering into a state industry. How dare you limit that!”
Crossposted it there. Kinda weird that nobody had already lol
Right? Had to read it twice before the cognitive dissonance cleared up
Really hope this argument reaches SCotUS.
It's always good when you finally hear what their real beliefs are, not just the bs they lie and pretend are their beliefs.
SCOTUS atm will totally support this.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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