[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Oh, I like this one.

Mind you Ive seen a cranky Silverback at the zoo, one with an extra gram of test and tren a day would be utterly fucking terrifying, also the roadrage would be something to behold... dibs not being the poor fucker giving it its shots.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Interesting twist... Its now mandatory.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

While interesting I feel that one is more "Hilarously impractical" than anything else.

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For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Pear goes great with strong cheeses in general so its probably going to work.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

"My fathers lawyer is from a more prestigious firm than your fathers lawyer."

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Reddit has the only decent Steroid/Ped commuities on the web. I dont fuck with anabolics but I do play with some other things that are banned suppliments and its the only place to get decent user info on them.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Mini series is such an underrated platform.

It commits the creator to a fixed duration but doesnt force you into the movie trilogy paradigm.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Take Band of Brothers, Terminator salvation and the intro to T2. Put it into a blender, and serve with a light topping of Edge of Tomorrow

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Me and my 2 Litre, $3 "Jug-O-Body-Wash" feel called out.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I commented on one of my other accounts that I.was looking at the BYD electric sedan because its cheap, fast AF and I can charge it off my home solar.

Apparently I am party to the slaughter of The Uyghur people and I should be ashamed of myself.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Im watching it to find out HOW bad it is. Im just slowing down to look at the car accident.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

All of fucking Lemmy.

I'm a normie, I dont Linux, I dont communist, I dont vegan, I dont FOSS, I dont care about hiding behind over 9000 proxies for muh privacy.

I used to Reddit for memes, lulz and banter but they killed my preferred app and turned the site to shit so I bounced to the alternative, but in the last year this place is becoming increasingly fuckin negative, I find more actual humor on facebook.

Some of you need to laugh at a fart joke once in a while.

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Forget practicality and cargo bikes, the utilitarian fat tyre commuter ones too. I want to see what this community thinks the ones that look badass are.

(Excluding concepts please)

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They risk our infrastructure and they steal or extort billions. I wouldnt feel bad if I read "Scam phone center destroyed in mystery explosion"

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Got my bloods done and my Testosterone levels are LOW. I'm working out a lot and kind of pissed Ive been doing it on "hardmode" for god knows how long, but before I take the doc up on the script I'm doing my due diligence on the realities. It seems like every article I find is either written by a trt clinic or is a one sided hit piece. So Im after some real world experiences.

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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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Even though the Narwhals bacon shit was cringe as hell.

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In what ways are you absolutely the stereotype?

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Just to be well and truly fuckin clear. I am not now nor have I ever been nor will I ever be contemplating shagging a family member.

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Im doing a custom case with a Jonsbo Vr1 I picked up super cheap. Im after the screws for the glass sides specifically but if anyone in Australia has one Id be interested in picking up a whole case.

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I know the Mariah Carey song is hated because its overused, but its also objectively a well produced piece of pop music.

My favorite though is O Holy Night. Performed well I want to stop and listen to it. It moves me, and I dont give enough of a fuck about religion to call myself an athiest.

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