Nah he just needs the right patsy. Patsy with a dick.

Yo luggage ain't got five clicks liar

It's funny, we use it lightly for it's intended purpose. I work in person on the ground and so do most people in the company. We're spread wide geographically. I like what teams has done for us. We use it sparingly.

Fuck You

Nah that's not me! Anymore

I was able to pet a bunch of them and huge stingrays off of Belize while snorkeling. The boat I was on tossed a bunch of chum and then five minutes later we jumped in. They were all so chill with full bellies.

Made it to a doctorate without understanding that all people everywhere remember and understand things differently.

Four people are in a car that mildly crashed on an icy road. Ask them independently, after a week, to tell the story of what happened.

I used your dead baby's finger to type this comment. It was hard at first but then I realized I just had to cut off the rest of the baby and just use the finger. I was tired, cut me some slack.

Wait this isn't your baby... it's... impossible... A virgin birth! Hallelujah!

You're right, but this is out in the middle of nowhere. I'm not surprised a megacorp would just dump their shit wherever. It's probably cheaper paying the occasional fine or court case than going about it the legal way.

Holy shit I'm glad you're not my neighbor. With your understanding in place I'd go out of town for work and come back to you building a palace for your erotic Lego Luigi sculptures on my porch.

And if they had been threatened with eminent domain, I am quite sure they would have followed through with their promise. This was to make it as difficult as possible.

I'm not nearly as inventive or funny as those guys but they could have covered every inch in razor wire fifteen feet high, wrapped around rebar and tamped ten feet into the ground every three feet. But I don't think they would do anything that would hurt someone. They would come up with something more difficult and funnier.

His right to others' property apparently.